Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I`m cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it`s lack of sex that`s bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life`s a bore
So quit my whining cause it`s bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I`m cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Uh,yuh,yuh,ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I`m cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned